Dangles one leg off the edge of the couch in a dramatic way, twirling my hair in the other hand as I giddily speak. Why hello dear interbutts user, to my quaint little corner of the web. My name is RANDAL and I possess a plethora of names. I am a collector of rare and beautiful things such as fine porcelain dolls and intricate antique weaponry. I enjoy making new friends from all over the world and conversing with them about our shared interests ((SPARKLE)) My quirky sense of humor and tendency to get a little weird makes me a delight to talk to. If you want to know more, just ask! But word of warning — I'll probably become obsessed with thou in like, 3.5 seconds, so brace yourself cause I'm coming. I will find you....start counting your days...I believe I can become somewhat hostile at times, yet I am the epitome of chivalry and will always respect you as a person. If I do not respond to you, rest assured that this does not indicate anything negative towards you rather, I may be preoccupied or you bore meeee!!! I got locked up countless of times and sent to PRISON!!! all my life oohoohoooooo..chat with me once and your teeth are in my grasp.

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